I have found THE CURE: For the common cold
I have found the cure for the common cold!
Ok, so everyone gets a cold and there is no way around it until now.
This is a very tricky cure you have to be exact with it. Now, you may not think it works but it does! (i also have the cure for hickups which i will post soon)
ok first you have to start out
1 hot shower for no less then 13 min
1 hoodie
1 pair of socks with shoes on
keep your wrists covered this is important
ok you will need the following
1 tamato
5 lemmons
1 half gallon of florida OJ (orange juice)
1 jar of pickles
you want to start out by putting all the lemon juice on the tamato
once you have eaten that you will want to drink one glass of OJ
follow that up with 3 pickles
1 glass of OJ
heres where it gets tricky
you have to drink 1 cup of pickle juice and chase it with OJ
this will fix you
once your better send me 3 dollars for fixing you haha
iam going to see the prestige if you catch a movie tonight please give me an update on how it was
October 20th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
hugh jackman + christian bale + scarlett johansson + david bowie = major hard on.
October 20th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Oh man.
I’m definitely going to try this if I get the cold.
Sounds rather interesting.
October 20th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
i mean, that is, if you have issues.
October 20th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
WOW! it also cures herpes!
October 20th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
hahaahha what r u doing paul?
October 20th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
try it sarah
October 20th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Pickle juice? haha
I’m so tempted to try this because last night I couldn’t sleep.
I took two advils for “cold symptoms” but they didn’t help at all.
I’m drinking a warm lemonade right now which someone also suggested me to do.
But pickle juice?
I might go buy some tomorrow now.
October 20th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
ew
tea = best option
and a hoodie, track pants, wool socks, lots of kleenex + a good movie!!
October 20th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
i don’t want to preach about “you should do this.” But i am extremely tempted to let everyone know that in order to prevent being sick you need but do one simple thing.
take vitamins.
seriously, i know it sounds so old fashioned but it literally heals and protects. all you have to do is pop one a day before you eat. it’s that simple. why would you not want to do that one simple action everyday in order to obtain maximum potential in life?
if taking vitamins isn’t your thing, drink a Vitamin Water everyday. It’s only $1.50 (at least in ohio it is) and it’s full of nutrition as well as it is delicious (way better than pop which you shouldnt be drinking either Ty).
Your body needs the supplements it deserves if you neglect to fulfill it through proper diet. Hell you don’t even have to eat right. just taking vitamins or drinking the water is easier and more potent that trying to derive it from food.
okay now that you’ve all fallen asleep, think about this the next time you are tired, or can’t fall asleep at night, or feel like shit everyday or after a meal. thank me when you reach full potential in every aspect of your life.
your pal,
Dr. Shane
October 20th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
at least its affordable…
might even try it?
October 20th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
pickles huh….hmm i think ill take your word for it…im on my way to trader joes as we speak.haha ive already got the hoodie going for me! maybe you should give this recipe a name and market it like airborne. yum
begone you crappy common cold. i need to get things done.
October 20th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
So my question is how you came across this invention…
October 20th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Yep, it’s the acidity of the vinegar. Works wonders, that it does. Also, I might add that the Umcka cold care drops at the health food store WORK! I kid you not!
Stay healthy… and Tyler, get some SLEEP!
Shirl
October 20th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
i have a cold. got it this morning. boo. luckily, i bought a jar of pickles 2 days ago. you going to arclight tonight? ill be there for a film fest.
October 20th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
i’ve heard of pickle juice as a cure before.
but i’m wierd and i like pickle juice anyways. mmmmm…vinegar-y goodness…
October 20th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Just saw the Departed. Loved it from the second it started, till the second it ended. Can’t wait to see the Prestige. I always get a coldbuster drink from Jamba Juice (several depending on how many I can stand in a few days time) with an immunity boost, then drink oj, lots of water, and take vitamin C pills. I juice it to death and it AlWAYS goes away.
October 20th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
i dont think i could stomach the pickle juice.
however…
i know the cure for hiccups.
9 gulps of water.
in a row.
it works honestly.
October 20th, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Tamatoes?
Lemmons?
I am so not betting on you for the local spelling bee this year!
October 20th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
eww! sorry Tyler but I think that would make me more sick haha jk
ohh and I wanna watch that movie realllly bad, tell me if its good =)
October 20th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
hell yeah.
i’ll refer to this blog whenever i need to get cured.
comment me or something after you see the prestige i wanna know how it was. i might see that or the departed tonight.
October 20th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
i like pickle juice.
October 20th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
darn, just got over a cold so i can’t try it till next time!
October 20th, 2006 at 6:15 pm
because no one notices a cold once you get food poisoning.
October 20th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
I really don’t think I’m gonna try this.
It sounds like it’ll get me sicker.
October 20th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
haha your posts are great tyler. crushed willow leaves are supposed to cure headaches. ive never tried it though.
i would love to know a good cure for hiccups bc everything i try never works.
October 20th, 2006 at 6:48 pm
Okay, but what about the UNcommon cold? I tend to get those.
October 20th, 2006 at 7:33 pm
i saw texas chainsaw massacre: the beginning.
i don’t recommend it if you have a weak stomach.
they show EVERYTHING.
it’s disgusting..
EXTREME GORE
October 20th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
im going to see the prestige too.
pickle juice? *gag
October 20th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
T-T-T-Tyler.
I saw Alex Rider with my friends and Nightmare Before Christmas 3D. We movie hopped. Christmas was good, like the original. I saw alex rider because I went to a book signing with the author, so…. It wasn’t very good. The books are better.
October 20th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
i would not try this,sounds reallt nasty you get no kudos lolololol
October 20th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
I inhale deeply hold my breath…and apply pressure to the diaphragm…which is the space right below where youre ribcage ends. Do this to cure hiccups.
October 20th, 2006 at 8:58 pm
That mixture will either cure you or kill you. YUCK! Pickle juice, OJ, lemons and tomatoes….You will definitely need some acid reducers, if you live through the night!!!!
Thanks….I’ll take the cold and keep my three dollars instead.
To cure the hiccups….take 10 (has to be 10) swallows of water without stopping…hold your breath. That works for me everytime.
October 20th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
hahaha im sick now! ekkk i think im gonna try this right now!
October 20th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
I’m stuck home doing homework. But I saw the preview for DeJaVu with Denzel. Let me know when you want to see that one
October 20th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Tyler,
I’ll send you some pickles, O.J., lemons and the rest- I’m healthy and don’t even have a cold. The thought of eating all of these together will keep me well. Thanks…:-) You’re so funny.
Patty
October 20th, 2006 at 11:08 pm
Simply amazing, the movie. again.. Scarlet J. absolutley classy as ever.
ps. I’m allergic to your rememdy for common colds.
October 20th, 2006 at 11:14 pm
cure for the common cold and everything else = nyquil
i was definitely asleep for 14 hours
October 20th, 2006 at 11:35 pm
scarlet is oh so amazing
October 20th, 2006 at 11:36 pm
i like the movie did anyone see anything tonight?
October 20th, 2006 at 11:54 pm
Tonight I watched the past two episodes of Grey’s Anatomy online. Marie Antoinette came out this week, I’m looking forward to seeing that movie. How was the Prestige?
October 21st, 2006 at 12:11 am
the prestige was great i heard MA is no good but i want to see it
October 21st, 2006 at 12:15 am
Yea, I have kind of heard mixed feelings towards the movie.. also, some reviews I’ve read have been great, and some just okay.. we will see. What about the Departed, have you seen that yet?
October 21st, 2006 at 12:44 am
prestige was pretty ok. kindda confusing… but wayyyy cool. my eyes were popping outta my head. :p
as for the cold thing… i’ll prolly try it.. since i’ve been sick for like… a week >.
October 21st, 2006 at 10:05 am
i have not seen the departed but i would like to
October 21st, 2006 at 10:05 am
scarlet was great in the movie
October 21st, 2006 at 12:20 pm
i saw the prestige last night, it was good. a little confusing, but good. i wish i had a twin.
October 21st, 2006 at 12:58 pm
you spelled tomato wrong.
October 21st, 2006 at 6:27 pm
Geez……….come on, everyone knows, CHICKEN SOUP, it HAS to be homemade………….it works every time. Forget the damn pickle juice unless you have stock in Vlasic…………..CHICKEN SOUP, HOMEMADE!!!!!! It’s not hard to do, if you want the recipe, I’ll be happy to post it…………..Angelina
October 21st, 2006 at 10:06 pm
i have a cold right now
October 24th, 2006 at 7:36 am
Hmm….I guess I will remember this next time I get a cold>.
October 25th, 2006 at 11:14 pm
tyler i have a cold right now and i just read this as i’m laying in bed and i’m kind of iffy about your uh… potion. did you try it yet?