Squeegee

Sunday seems to be the best day for TV if you have HBO Entourage Flight of the Concords and John from Cincinnati 3 amazing shows you should check out tonight if your home… So today I was stopped at a gas station filling up when a van pulled up and there were 2 kids fighting in side the van punching each other (which I thought was odd but hey crazy shit happens to me all the time) so as they stop the van the 2 fighting 20 year olds started running around the gas station until one guy grabs the squeegee and starts hitting the other guy with it until this guy runs up and takes it out of his hand then the 2 kids who were fighting moments before gang up together and started beating up the old man then like 3 cop cars pulled into the gas station and started yelling over there P.A.’s they asked me for a statement I told them it was the funniest thing I had seen in 2 weeks!

Tyler Shields
This is the Ringmaster from my last book 4by5

How was your day anything crazy happen?

Will you watch HBO tonight?

I need a good song of the day do you have one?

111 Responses to “Squeegee”

  1. 1 wendy Says:

    AHAHAHAHAH OMG TYLER I HEARD ABOUT THIS ON KCAL NEWS 2 MIN AGO AHHAHAHAHAHAHA AMAZING

  2. 2 tyler Says:

    hahaha it was very intresting wendy

  3. 3 tessa Says:

    OMG

  4. 4 dee Says:

    oh my god

  5. 5 lindsey. Says:

    leave it up to tyler to be there.
    hahaha.

    why does this ALWAYS happen to you?! lol

  6. 6 tyler Says:

    hhaha thanks lindsey

  7. 7 Gloria Says:

    tats very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

  8. 8 dee Says:

    insane

  9. 9 a Says:

    HAAHAH

  10. 10 Taylor Says:

    Hahaha. That’s pretty amazing.

    Also, Flight of the Concords are amazing.

  11. 11 chelsea Says:

    That is insane tyler

  12. 12 shannon Says:

    hahahah that’s hilarious!

    ps. it’s cincinnati*
    haha sorry i’m from there and i get picky when people spell it wrong, haha

  13. 13 Fraser Says:

    I would have thrown soapey water over them!

  14. 14 tyler Says:

    ahahaha i try to always stay out of it fraser

  15. 15 Sandra Says:

    haha how interesting. that is too funny.

    and yes i watch flight of the concords, those two are something else but i love it.

  16. 16 fink Says:

    that is amazing i love john from cinci

  17. 17 chelsea Says:

    hi Sandra

  18. 18 Beth Says:

    Lol, I’ve had a pretty boring day and this made me giggle :)
    Nothing interesting like that happens around here.
    Good song: All Hands On Deck Part One; Raise The Sail.
    By Funeral For A Friend.
    I well love it.
    Xxxx.

  19. 19 Kiwi Says:

    wow. haha. amazing story tyler.

  20. 20 Sylvia Says:

    Nothing that interesting ever happens to me.

    I will be at home watching HBO tonight because I have a meager social life.

    Song of the day, “Disappoint” by Assemblage 23.

  21. 21 tyler Says:

    glad i could help Beth

  22. 22 venessa Says:

    wow, i hope the old man is okay

  23. 23 tyler Says:

    ahahahah thats awesome Sylvia

  24. 24 tyler Says:

    he seemed ok venessa

  25. 25 val Says:

    wow is all i can say ahah how is everyone?

  26. 26 venessa Says:

    i dont think its funny at all, someone could have gotten hurt

  27. 27 Fraser Says:

    staying out of it is fine.

    getting involved can be fun.

    taking pictures is always a good idea…

    HEY, use it in an ad one day!! A soapey squeegy fight with models in wet iron Army jeans getting busted by the cops as the gass attendant looks on questioning WTF???!

  28. 28 shoobybear Says:

    wow.
    i am jealous.
    nothing ever happens to me.

    i should just hang out with you all the time to insure some entertainment in my life.
    haha.

    today is a Foo Fighter day… weather i like it or not b/c my brother seems to think so and hes got the louder stereo.

  29. 29 venessa Says:

    but i would have to say some of it was immaturity with those kids

  30. 30 Julie Says:

    hahaha tyler you do have crazy shit happening to you! that’s hilarious! but then again, this is LA!

    Entourage tonight!!

    SOTD - check out the noisettes

  31. 31 tyler Says:

    hahahah could be intresting

  32. 32 tyler Says:

    you excited Julie?

  33. 33 zack Says:

    i need a new desk the one i have sucks

  34. 34 nat Says:

    i love hbo

  35. 35 venessa Says:

    i use to watch entourage, but i have no hbo since ive moved here, but me and my boo are getting a place soon :-D

  36. 36 Julie Says:

    always excited for entourage! i got to go to the set a few weeks ago!

  37. 37 stacey- Says:

    whats up kids?

  38. 38 Fraser Says:

    Maybe one day you can use Anine Bing: www.myspace.com/aninebing

    I think she has a good look for you!

  39. 39 stacey- Says:

    how was that Julie?

  40. 40 venessa Says:

    do you know any nice apts in LA @ Tyler or anyone in the LA area ? i want a nice neighborhood as well

  41. 41 tyler Says:

    maybe i will how are you fraser?

  42. 42 Julie Says:

    fraser - wow anine bing is way hot!

  43. 43 tyler Says:

    hmm thats tough venessa

  44. 44 Julie Says:

    vanessa - where are you now?

  45. 45 mell Says:

    hello

  46. 46 Alex Says:

    Wow.. ahhaha,
    that’s amazing.
    You always see the craziest things….

  47. 47 Fraser Says:

    Great!

    I am well Tyler, I just emailed the Shooting Gallery for costs. I CC’ed you in too. :)

  48. 48 BrianneNicole Says:

    OH MY GOSH TYLER! That is freaking HILAIOUS!! but sad…but soo funny…

    I just rushed back to the camp from my friends Bachlorette party because I was supposed to lifeguard. Well everyone here failed to tell me that it was canceled. I was mad…but I’m over it. It sucks because I would have been able to spend some more time with her…but We still have the rest of the summer so it’s cool.

    Good song of the day? Presuresuit by Aqualung…I LOVE THAT SONG!

    I listened to that cd, augustana’s latest cd and a cd by a one man group (that makes no sense…oh well) called Secondhand Serenade. He is amazing!

    I love this photo…it’s very plain but stunning…

  49. 49 venessa Says:

    i live in LA, me and my bf are saving to move and get an apt in the LA area, and i want a nice looking neighborhood, close to shops and like a studio but not that expensive u know. :-D

  50. 50 venessa Says:

    and Hi to everyone in here :D

  51. 51 tyler Says:

    thanks BrianneNicole hows your day?

  52. 52 Autumn Says:

    That’s freaking awesome. I wish I would’ve seen it…

    No HBO. Just watching Discovery all morning.

    My song of the day: 1979 By Smashing Pumpkins. Even though I wasn’t alive in ‘79…

    Any plans today, Tyler? Other than HBO?

  53. 53 Julie Says:

    LA isn’t the cheapest place! i live in the valley which is resonable. look for a building that’s rent controlled! that’s what i have.

  54. 54 Niko Says:

    what was the other funny thing 2 weeks ago?
    song of the day: pump up tha jam by technotronic

  55. 55 tyler Says:

    how are you shoobybear?

  56. 56 venessa Says:

    Hi Autumn, do you watch man of wild on the discovery channel that is such a hot show.. Bear is soooooooooooo hot

  57. 57 venessa Says:

    what does rent controlled mean? @ JULIE

  58. 58 tyler Says:

    i love that song Autumn

  59. 59 blake Says:

    whats going on?

  60. 60 blake Says:

    this story is amazing

  61. 61 BrianneNicole Says:

    It’s really good. I slept last night…it was soo nice…I was a bit suprised…but I did wake up super early…that was stinky.

    How is your’s dear?

  62. 62 alexa Says:

    oh man ahahahhah

  63. 63 lindsey. Says:

    BrianneNicole,

    Secondhand Serenade is LOVE.
    John is an amazing man.
    I’ve been listening to him for a long time.

  64. 64 Julie Says:

    venessa - anything built before 1978 is rent controlled so they can only raise your rent 4% a year. you don’t get all the modern conveniences but the apts are usually bigger and you don’t run the risk of a huge rent hike! good luck!

  65. 65 venessa Says:

    thanx @ Julie

  66. 66 alexa Says:

    rent sucks man i hate it

  67. 67 Joey Roxville Says:

    I got one for ya, so last night after leaving an event, my buddy and I stop at the gas station for gas and smokes when cop cars swoop around the corner pop out in a very “haHA Bitch!” nature and mace this guy, get back in there car and leave,moments later the man come around throws his jacket in the trash, explaining he was pissin on the side of the building the cop rolled up sprayed him and told him to clean up his piss or they’d spray him again,and that his mom scent him a ticket to texas so he didn’t want money he wanted food which was cool but the funny part of this is, right as he was tellin me the pissy clean up part there was already another bum snaggin the urin and mace scented(just smell p diddys colonge, same scent)jacket out of the trash can right behind him! My buddy gave him 2 bucks and we pressed on, bumpin red light special from tlc for no peticular reason at all,

  68. 68 BrianneNicole Says:

    Yah Lindsey
    My friend Matt got me hooked on him. I saw his cd while meandering through target one day…picked it up and decided to listen and fell in love with his music! A couple of the songs are a little down…but they are still amazing.

  69. 69 BrianneNicole Says:

    Alexa haha…paying rent does suck…I’ve been super lucky the past year and a half…I have not had to pay rent at all, I have spectacular friends with really nice appartments and lofts that let me stay with them because I never have a place to stay.

    After this summer I need to get a better paying job haha.

  70. 70 Autumn Says:

    Vanessa, I’ve never watched it. I should, then?

  71. 71 venessa Says:

    tty guys l bye

  72. 72 miss amazzzing Says:

    haha! i have hit my friends with the squeegee before …. fun times usually right after singing “…. whoa-o-o-ooooh @ the car wash……” good times!

  73. 73 lindsey. Says:

    Yeah, he’s really good. I’ll be seeing him in August. FINALLY. lol.

  74. 74 alexa Says:

    i need to buy a house this renting crap sucks

  75. 75 venessa Says:

    Autumn- Its sooooooo good the guy his name is Bear and a helicopter drops him wherever in the world and basically its about if we were lost somwhere on this planet.. on how to survive.. so he shows us survival skills and what to eat if no food or how to sleep or what not.. so yeah its pretty cool i watched like a marathon of it last Sunday i think it was.. it was ssooooooooo good i was hooked

  76. 76 venessa Says:

    ciao

  77. 77 BrianneNicole Says:

    really?

    That’s cool Lindsey. I would love to catch him live. I would bet his shows are pretty chill. I love driving with his music in. It is amazingly nice haha

  78. 78 alexa Says:

    that show is amazing

  79. 79 venessa Says:

    okay im not leaving, i have a question about buying a house so any advice is much appreciative……..>>>

  80. 80 Pam Diddy Says:

    Haha tyler that’s sooo funny. Seriously..can we hang out or something, because I really wish I could see all the crazy stuff that you get to see.

    So not fair.

  81. 81 venessa Says:

    Okay my boo inherits this house which is very out of shape and is worth abut 400,000 just the way it is and has a huge backyard, lets say we sell it, so that money that we get from selling that house, then we can buy a home? does that make sense or like if we sell that house do we get lets say example the 400,000 or how does that work?

  82. 82 tyler Says:

    how are you pam diddy?

  83. 83 BrianneNicole Says:

    you would most likely get less than the base value…so fix it up a bit so the worth goes up, then sell it…then buy a cheaper house…so you’ll have a little extra but good luck finding one for less than 400,000

    I would call a realtor

  84. 84 BrianneNicole Says:

    Tyler I love how you disappear…and miss when people ask how you are haha…

    What are you doing? Just enjoying the conversation?

  85. 85 venessa Says:

    thanx a bunch @ BrianneNicole

  86. 86 Lyndsi Says:

    I hate waiting for the new Entourages! A week is way too freakin’ long!
    That show is amaazzzzingggg.
    It was cool walking around LA/Hollywood and seeing all the places that they had filmed stuff for it.
    Pretty much amazing :)

    Do you watch it every Sunday, Tyler?

  87. 87 tyler Says:

    i try to if i am not shooting

  88. 88 Lyndsi Says:

    What other shows do you watch? Did you watch the Sopranos? What did you think about the end of the last episode?

    Do you watch Big Love? If so, what do you think about it?

  89. 89 BrianneNicole Says:

    You’re welcome Vanessa

  90. 90 Sandra Says:

    your song of the day should be Such great heights- iron and wine

  91. 91 BrianneNicole Says:

    Hey Tyler…super excitement for me…

    I have an opportunity to shoot a band or two in Nashville. My friend Matt is in a band called The Swift, and I was planning a trip to Nashville late August mid September and he is talking to a couple bands about me shooting them while I’m there. They’ve checked out my work and I have been talking to the lead singer/manager for one of them. I’m so excited!! That was a big opportunity I’ve been looking for that just fell out of no where!

    Cross your fingers for me. I’m really hoping I can do it. My only problem right now is getting there.

  92. 92 BrianneNicole Says:

    Sandra that’s a really good song haha

  93. 93 susan Says:

    what a way to start the day huh?

  94. 94 Ericaaa Says:

    thats sooo funny tyler !! lol
    i love how that was your statement to the cops hahahhaaa

  95. 95 Ericaaa Says:

    and yes im at the internet cafe, lol
    i had to email dell and theyre gonna fix my computer on wednesday

  96. 96 BrianneNicole Says:

    Ericaaa

    How have you been?

    Yay for internet cafes haha

  97. 97 tyler Says:

    NEW BLOG YOU HAVE TO READ!!!

  98. 98 tyler Says:

    ahah thank you erica how are you?

  99. 99 Pam Diddy Says:

    I’m doing well. Just sitting by the pool with Valentine. What are you up to today?

  100. 100 Kiwi Says:

    haha was the old man ok???

  101. 101 alexa Says:

    hahahah

  102. 102 alexa Says:

    i love it so much

  103. 103 Ab Fab Says:

    official police statement:

    “I told them it was the funniest thing i had seen in two weeks”

    classic

  104. 104 kj* Says:

    Love this picture!

  105. 105 jamie Says:

    haha!! i always seem to notice funny stuff too!!!

  106. 106 sydney - angelicsyd9 Says:

    hit by squeegee LMAO, thats quite a story to explaine if your the guy who got whacked haha.

    I went to an antique car show and dumb me didn’t put on more sunblock so i have a nice sunburn *smacks forehead* that was my day, other then that last night I hung out with some friends and listened to this local middle eastern band, and two of the wives of the musicians kept doing this almose greek line dance through out the restaurant (it’s a restaurant and bar) so it was quite ammusing to see everyone in the place doing this dance.

  107. 107 Courtney Says:

    Hahah, leave it to you to be there, lol.

  108. 108 tyler Says:

    ahahaha your right sydney - angelicsyd9 he goes home to his wife

  109. 109 Terri Dean Says:

    That is so sad. Was the older man injured?

    This is why people are reluctant to get involved…..

    What did the cop say when you replied in that way? Did he laugh as well?

    Terri

  110. 110 sydney - angelicsyd9 Says:

    well with this little restaurant seeing those drunk and those who arn’t - and just naturally goofy including my friend joe who while trying to move inbetween table seemed to be doing a can-can esk dance lol!

    and to explaine joe is a verry tall 30 someting yr verry perky guy, so i was rolling with laughter - the few times i don’t bring a camera damn it lol!

  111. 111 Alesha Says:

    HBO is even better when its FREE! :) It pays to work for a cable company :)

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