WOW | Tyler Shields

So today I was driving down the street going through a light and then bam this giant van almost slams into me I make a crazy turn to avoid him and nearly got creamed right after that I was like wow that was super close maybe 6 inches then about 5 min later I am driving and all the sudden this naked Asian man runs and jumps over my car nearly causing me to kill him. Now if this is your first time reading my blog your probably like wow but this stuff happens to me all the time but today I had my iphone so I got a photo of the Naked man YES I GOT 2 PHOTOS OF HIM! As everyone keeps asking I finally got a photo of one of these crazy people. This man was sitting on the ground for 10 min I called the police and said ” Um yes hello A naked Asian man just jumped over my car and now he is crying on the street” The 911 lady laughed at me I said I am serious so she sent the police. Click here to see the photos of the man and The Police Click here!!!

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Here he is!!!

What would you do if you saw this?

I am not driving anymore today because crazy things keep happening

What is your song of the day?

Do you think this is funny?

How was your day?

Did anyone watch the office last night?

http://myspace.com/mywounds brookie

ha that is funny.

My night was good and i smell like unleaded gas.

Hi tyler.
dee

hey brookie
http://myspace.com/mywounds brookie

hey dee.
dee

whats going on?
http://myspace.com/mywounds brookie

nothing really, just got home from my bday party and from rescuing my drunk friend, she ran out of gas on some random dirt road.
dee

oh no where the hell was the dirt road?
daisy

my mom was hit and run on the freeway in the rain today……by a big white truck…….maybe this is the same guy, who then lost his mind and his clothes with remorse…….
dee

damn thats crazy daisy
http://myspace.com/mywounds brookie

ha over in the boonies of dallas/ fort worth.
Sad part is after Im filling her car up with gas and smelling of alcohol, a cop pulls up and starts laughing at me bc im in pjs and slippers.
dee

thats crazy ahha what did he say?
http://myspace.com/mywounds brookie

He was like “um ma’am are you aware your in pjs and slippers” and after i was like yeah. He was like this shit is funny, your wearing homer simpson slippers and zebra pants. I didnt think it was funny at all. I was covered in gas.
dee

ahahah did he give you a ticket?
http://myspace.com/mywounds brookie

ha no. he felt sorry for me bc my friend was being “miss priss” and not putting her own gas in.
http://www.thisisro.com RO

ahahha omg i thought you were kidding and it was just one of those like “are you an insomniac” catch phrase to get me to see one of your awesome pics… wow…where’ do you live? hahaha
tyler

ahaha i live in la
http://myspace.com/missycrider Lahlitah

hey hey….all-nighters… that photo..well, i’d probably give the shirt off my back to the poor bloke on the curb…yes. I actually don’t find it funny.

I do laugh at other things…..sheeeeesh.
shizzle.
http://myspace.com/missycrider Lahlitah

So, Tyler…you up still?
http://www.thisisro.com RO

you poor poor thing lol
tyler

hey Lahlitah how are you?
tyler

how r u ro?
http://www.thisisro.com RO

im doing swell! Just trying to organize some pics on my laptop. I might go on stickam! you should come in my chat and check it out =)
tyler

ahhaha nice
http://www.myspace.com/tayler_w_d tayler

that’s fucking awesome
tyler

tayler how are you?
http://www.myspace.com/polien Po Lien

wooohoooo!
mae

omgsh that’s freakin halarious, your life is quite interesting!