The Sexy Bear

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The Sexy Bear is sitting on a desk inside my house right now and if this thing is not a conversation starter inside my house I don’t know what is (other then the 50 pounds of skittles) This bear is awesome and I hope it stays for a while before going back to the wild! I am about to catch a plane to the middle of the desert to shoot for a few days, I may or may not have internet if I do I will be updating as much as possible. I am sure I will be having some crazy adventures out there so make sure you check back for that! Also the wonderful french actress friend of mine Sandy lakdar has teamed up with Street Tease and did a blog about me very cool layout and fun to read the french! Check it out! Street Tease Tyler Shields

sexy bear

What would you think if you walked into someones house and they had this guy just hanging out?

Would you buy a bear like this?

  • dinot

    Bdsm bear!!!!

  • Rebekah

    First, do I know this person well? If I do, and say it’s my best friend… I’d ask them point blank, what the fuck it is, what it’s for, and where’d they get it? I’ve been to adult stores with my best friend and found a bear very similar to that, only smaller, thought it was cute, then realized it was a mastubatory aid, yelped, threw the thing back where I found it, I now am forever a little bit traumatized by the Build a Bear Store and people who collect Teddy Bears. However,I know without a doubt if walked in to a new friends home and saw that, I’d very likely walk out. I’ve got my kinks, just like everybody else, but stuffed toys, is my line drawn in india ink!

    You’re sick, I adore you.

  • http://theentwife.livejournal.com/ Persephone

    I’d know they were my kind of people. :D

    Then I’d want to know if they were top, bottom or switch and find out if they wanted to play horsey. :)

    Persephone

  • tyler

    hahahah Rebekah i do enjoy your comments!

  • Pete

    I think this is the most haunting image I have ever seen.

  • Benjamin

    possibly the funniest thing I have seen all week!

  • David

    You know sometimes its hard to process the random madness that is your life. If I saw that bear in person I’d laugh my ass off.

  • frank

    Wait did you say you have 50 pounds of skittles at your house!?

  • monica

    since this is your house… after everything else seen… it shouldn’t be a surprise. the skittles and a dirty bear… what will ensue next?

  • gordon

    Oh man this just made my day!

  • wendy

    I’ll never look at my child’s stuffed animals the same

  • http://kaliweir.livejournal.com Kali

    Oohhh your new photos is awesome lol. I love it !
    Oh and you know french langage ?

  • Samantha

    This is pure brilliance. Sort of looks like a Care Bear. Call it S&M Bear. You should market that haha.

  • Sheila N

    how adorable! :)

  • michelle

    Your posts keep getting crazier and crazier, I don’t know whats next but I can’t wait!!!

  • OJ

    # words A MAZE ING

  • wendy

    this just blew my mind!

  • brian

    If i walked into someones house that i didnt kow and saw that i would probably walk right back outside. brian don’t get down like that.

  • angie

    Hell ya I’d buy a bear like that where can I find one?

  • Kirsten

    LOVE THIS!!! XOXOXOXOXO

  • http://tedd.com Tedd

    Is it gross that i had sex with that bear after this photo?

  • http://twitter.com/steph_sanz steph

    so you have the talent to make anything look sexy…and to kill the tenderness of a cute teddy bear…interesting ; )

  • LadyGee

    cant say anything, my friends would prob have this in there house and i would have been the one to buy it

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